1 00:19:30,791 --> 00:19:32,226 Gordon ...! 2 00:19:33,159 --> 00:19:34,494 Yeah, what, Smiley? 3 00:19:35,118 --> 00:19:36,755 Where the hell is everybody? 4 00:19:36,888 --> 00:19:39,990 Spring Break, man. There's still a few of the guys around because of the game. 5 00:19:40,023 --> 00:19:42,193 Everybody else is gone til next week. 6 00:19:42,226 --> 00:19:43,230 Yeah, well, that's great, 7 00:19:43,254 --> 00:19:46,754 except I got stuck writing this tenth anniversary essay for the fraternity. 8 00:19:47,264 --> 00:19:48,367 So? 9 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,369 "So?" You told me we'd all pitch in on this. 10 00:19:51,102 --> 00:19:53,471 Why do I have to do it by myself? 11 00:19:53,504 --> 00:19:55,840 I thought you were the brains of this outfit? 12 00:19:55,874 --> 00:19:59,277 Apparently not. You know this counts as part of our review, right? 13 00:19:59,310 --> 00:20:01,813 If I don't get it done on time, they cut our funding. 14 00:20:01,846 --> 00:20:04,315 Talk to Andrew. 15 00:20:04,348 --> 00:20:06,517 When did we all start taking orders from Andrew? 16 00:20:06,550 --> 00:20:08,987 Since always. He's the head of the fraternity, man. 17 00:20:09,020 --> 00:20:10,922 Well, I didn't vote for him ... 18 00:20:10,955 --> 00:20:13,458 Guess what? I'm going swimming. 19 00:20:13,892 --> 00:20:16,027 Gordon ... 20 00:20:17,361 --> 00:20:19,497 I hate Spring Break ... 21 00:20:41,820 --> 00:20:44,088 Hello ...? 22 00:20:47,357 --> 00:20:51,629 Smiley, if that's you, I'm still not helping you with that essay! Cowboy up, dude! 23 00:26:27,364 --> 00:26:29,399 Gordon ... 24 00:26:30,867 --> 00:26:33,070 Hello...? 25 00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:43,323 Why won't you play with me, Gordon? 26 00:26:43,947 --> 00:26:46,483 Okay, what's up with the Peeping Tom routine? 27 00:26:49,820 --> 00:26:52,089 Well, whoever you are, I hope you like what you see.. 28 00:30:50,628 --> 00:30:52,996 That was so not funny, Kels! 29 00:30:53,030 --> 00:30:55,866 Not from where I'm standing ...! 30 00:30:57,199 --> 00:30:58,235 What are you looking for? 31 00:30:59,368 --> 00:31:00,570 A puddle! 32 00:31:02,704 --> 00:31:03,873 Are we done now? 33 00:31:05,074 --> 00:31:09,612 Come on man. I'm sorry I gotta amuse myself somehow ... 34 00:31:09,646 --> 00:31:11,748 Glad you have some free time on your hands. 35 00:31:13,616 --> 00:31:16,053 What's wrong, little buddy? 36 00:31:16,086 --> 00:31:20,623 Knock it off, huh? I'm serious. I got stuck writing the essay for the frat committee. 37 00:31:20,657 --> 00:31:24,793 Ohh, that ten-year anniversary thing? 38 00:31:25,026 --> 00:31:26,396 How did you get that gig? 39 00:31:26,429 --> 00:31:31,068 Because everyone else either went home or decided to hide out from me. 40 00:31:31,101 --> 00:31:33,336 So Anyways, if you're just sitting around bored, 41 00:31:33,370 --> 00:31:35,738 maybe you could... 42 00:31:35,772 --> 00:31:40,777 I'd, but I've a month's laundry to attend to before lightning strikes it to life. 43 00:31:41,610 --> 00:31:42,679 How about some one else? 44 00:31:42,712 --> 00:31:50,120 I know Andrew's still here, so are Brad, Liam, Cliff, Dude get Gordon ... 45 00:31:50,153 --> 00:31:54,524 Well, I already tried Gordon, but he blew me off to go swimming. 46 00:31:54,557 --> 00:31:58,062 No he didn't. I was just at the pool and theres no one is there. 47 00:31:58,196 --> 00:32:00,198 Well, somebody's gonna help me. 48 00:32:00,331 --> 00:32:02,566 Well how hard could it be to write about this place? 49 00:32:03,100 --> 00:32:04,669 Some rich guy builds a mansion, 50 00:32:04,693 --> 00:32:06,993 decides to donate it to the fraternity a month later. 51 00:32:07,603 --> 00:32:12,375 The end. Add some paragraphs about rich people boom your done. 52 00:32:12,709 --> 00:32:14,677 It's not that simple. 53 00:32:14,811 --> 00:32:16,414 Sounds pretty simple. 54 00:32:16,447 --> 00:32:20,151 You know about the place that was here before the mansion was built? 55 00:32:20,284 --> 00:32:22,520 A national park? 56 00:32:23,653 --> 00:32:25,089 Try an insane asylum. 57 00:32:25,123 --> 00:32:26,158 What? 58 00:32:26,291 --> 00:32:28,727 Yeah. Some kind of sanitorium. I couldn't believe it, either, 59 00:32:30,060 --> 00:32:32,963 but I just read it in my copies of the public records ... 60 00:32:33,396 --> 00:32:35,633 So, what happened to the sanitorium? 61 00:32:35,666 --> 00:32:41,204 Well, I didn't get exactly to that part, because you decided to mess with me. 62 00:32:41,238 --> 00:32:46,209 Wait, Just now, you were reading? 'Cause that didn't look like "reading" to me. 63 00:32:46,243 --> 00:32:49,612 No, I meant, up in my room ... Look, anyways... 64 00:32:49,646 --> 00:32:53,616 What's important someone else besides me is gonna work on this. 65 00:32:53,850 --> 00:32:59,656 Or else I'm gonna go swimming and let you worry about the frat losing it's sponsorship. 66 00:32:59,689 --> 00:33:04,261 Ok Fine, if I run into anybody else on my way to the laundry room 67 00:33:04,594 --> 00:33:07,797 I'll send them your way. That's the best I can do. 68 00:33:07,830 --> 00:33:10,468 Gee, I don't want to put you out or anything... 69 00:33:10,601 --> 00:33:14,238 Hey, Don't mention it! Man! 70 00:33:18,674 --> 00:33:20,778 You don't get enough of this at practice? 71 00:33:20,811 --> 00:33:26,416 No way, man. They postponed the game, I'm taking advantage of the extra down time. 72 00:33:26,449 --> 00:33:32,255 I'd rather have gone on Spring Break. A bunch of us were gonna go down to Costa Rica . 73 00:33:33,990 --> 00:33:36,926 No offense, Brad, but the last time you guys went down there, 74 00:33:36,959 --> 00:33:39,529 two of you came back in handcuffs. 75 00:33:39,862 --> 00:33:40,931 And no regrets. 76 00:33:40,964 --> 00:33:46,036 I'll tell you what. We win this game, I'll pay for everybody to go to Costa Rica. 77 00:33:46,069 --> 00:33:49,407 Then, I suggest somebody get out their checkbook. 78 00:33:51,441 --> 00:33:53,310 You sure talk a good game. 79 00:33:53,343 --> 00:33:55,813 Somebody needs to take you down a peg. 80 00:33:55,946 --> 00:33:58,348 Anytime you feel froggy ... 81 00:34:07,857 --> 00:34:08,827 You give? 82 00:34:08,860 --> 00:34:10,333 Yeah, ease up! 83 00:34:11,457 --> 00:34:14,057 The last thing I need before the game is a dislocated shoulder! 84 00:34:16,666 --> 00:34:18,436 I could have had you. 85 00:34:18,469 --> 00:34:19,638 Yeah. Yeah "Could have". 86 00:34:19,871 --> 00:34:22,140 Well, while I can still move, I'm gonna hit the weights. 87 00:34:24,273 --> 00:34:27,844 Nice practicing with ya. 88 00:40:00,509 --> 00:40:01,511 Crap! 89 00:40:01,935 --> 00:40:03,935 What are you doing in here? 90 00:40:05,981 --> 00:40:08,784 Don't tell me you've been in here the whole time! 91 00:40:12,553 --> 00:40:13,823 You okay, man? 92 00:40:13,856 --> 00:40:18,227 Join us, Kelso. Let us show you how dark it is down here... 93 00:40:18,460 --> 00:40:20,263 What are you talking about? 94 00:40:20,397 --> 00:40:21,399 Join us... 95 00:40:21,532 --> 00:40:23,968 What the hell is wrong with you?!? 96 00:40:38,047 --> 00:40:40,049 Don't fight it, Kelso... 97 00:41:08,911 --> 00:41:11,381 Please tell me this is a joke ... 98 00:41:34,970 --> 00:41:36,272 Entre'. 99 00:41:40,309 --> 00:41:42,311 Sorry to disturb you, my liege. 100 00:41:44,412 --> 00:41:45,882 Oooo, nice! 101 00:41:48,750 --> 00:41:50,253 What the hell do you want, Smiley? 102 00:41:50,387 --> 00:41:52,889 Some help, for openers. 103 00:41:52,922 --> 00:41:54,958 So ... what's that? 104 00:41:55,092 --> 00:41:57,828 What's this?!? It's the essay that everybody else blew off! 105 00:41:58,961 --> 00:42:00,864 What the hell do you want me to do about it? 106 00:42:00,898 --> 00:42:02,534 Well, as head of the fraternity, 107 00:42:02,567 --> 00:42:05,469 I figured you'd kind of be interested in, you know, not losing it ... 108 00:42:06,703 --> 00:42:08,471 Again, what do you want me to do about it? 109 00:42:08,605 --> 00:42:10,207 Some help would be nice. 110 00:42:10,340 --> 00:42:13,745 A bunch of the guys are hanging around for that game. Why don't you ask one of them? 111 00:42:13,778 --> 00:42:18,580 I tried that. Gordon's busy, Kelso's busy, Brad and Liam are supposedly off practicing 112 00:42:18,914 --> 00:42:22,685 somewhere, I don't even know where Cliff or Davis are ... 113 00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:24,821 Don't look at me. I don't "do" essays. 114 00:42:24,854 --> 00:42:26,356 What makes you think I do? 115 00:42:26,489 --> 00:42:28,358 Aren't you the brains of this outfit? 116 00:42:28,491 --> 00:42:30,627 Why does everybody keep saying that? 117 00:42:31,460 --> 00:42:34,130 What do you need me for? You can bang this out in like an hour. 118 00:42:34,163 --> 00:42:37,998 See, that's what I thought. Turns, out, this place has a really wild history. 119 00:42:38,432 --> 00:42:41,804 Remember the old sanitorium outside of of town? 120 00:42:41,838 --> 00:42:46,008 Yeah, the freaky old hospital they had to close down back in the Eighties? 121 00:42:46,042 --> 00:42:49,445 It burnt down. Anyway, guess what they built in its place? 122 00:42:49,978 --> 00:42:51,483 Here? 123 00:42:53,507 --> 00:42:54,807 Are you serious? 124 00:42:54,916 --> 00:42:56,719 I haven't gotten to the good part, yet. 125 00:42:56,753 --> 00:43:00,222 You know when the hospital burnt down? Twenty-five years ago today. 126 00:43:01,056 --> 00:43:03,092 This place ain't twenty-five years old. 127 00:43:03,125 --> 00:43:06,763 Yeah. It was just an empty lot for fifteen years. 128 00:43:06,796 --> 00:43:10,199 Nobody wanted anything to do with it. Then, some rich dude builds this place. 129 00:43:10,232 --> 00:43:13,269 A mansion here. Abandons it a month later, 130 00:43:13,302 --> 00:43:15,138 no explanation, no nothing. 131 00:43:15,162 --> 00:43:17,171 He sells it off for a quarter of the market value, 132 00:43:17,272 --> 00:43:19,272 which is how the Beta Beta Sigma got it. 133 00:43:19,643 --> 00:43:23,012 I heard one of the patients was locked in a closet and got burnt up in the fire. 134 00:43:23,245 --> 00:43:25,414 Maybe it was just bad karma? 135 00:43:25,447 --> 00:43:26,984 There's nothing in the public records. 136 00:43:27,017 --> 00:43:29,152 Okay, so there used to be a loony bin here. So what? 137 00:43:29,786 --> 00:43:31,288 So what's the big deal? 138 00:43:31,421 --> 00:43:32,924 What am I supposed to do? 139 00:43:32,948 --> 00:43:35,448 write an essay about the mental hospital that used to be here? 140 00:43:35,857 --> 00:43:38,829 The committee wants a fluff piece, not an expose' ... 141 00:43:38,862 --> 00:43:41,632 I'm sure you'll figure out something. You're a bright guy. 142 00:43:41,765 --> 00:43:44,134 I'm coming back here after your little game. 143 00:43:44,667 --> 00:43:48,471 Look, man, you get this done for us.. I'll owe you big. You name it. 144 00:43:49,305 --> 00:43:51,507 I'll give you a free backrub. 145 00:44:00,649 --> 00:44:02,585 What?!? 146 00:44:02,619 --> 00:44:04,787 Cliff buddy, I need you. I got a big essay to write! 147 00:44:05,321 --> 00:44:06,889 I'm sleeping! 148 00:44:06,923 --> 00:44:08,192 It's half-past noon! 149 00:44:08,226 --> 00:44:10,561 I had a rough night last night! 150 00:44:12,694 --> 00:44:14,730 I'm not writing this essay by myself, you hear me? 151 00:44:14,763 --> 00:44:16,399 I need your help! 152 00:44:16,433 --> 00:44:18,801 I thought you were the brains of this outfit? 153 00:44:18,835 --> 00:44:21,404 I'm gonna strangle the next person who says that! 154 00:44:21,638 --> 00:44:26,075 I need some "me time". As soon as I get up, I swear I'll pitch in! 155 00:44:26,408 --> 00:44:29,045 I'm gonna strangle the next person who says that, too. 156 00:44:34,515 --> 00:44:36,152 Some people...! 157 00:58:16,371 --> 00:58:19,641 Join us, Liam. Join your friends. 158 00:58:21,175 --> 00:58:22,843 Come see how dark it is ... 159 00:58:24,344 --> 00:58:27,648 Who was that? 160 00:58:28,283 --> 00:58:30,418 Betty? 161 00:58:31,186 --> 00:58:32,360 Lisa? 162 00:58:34,550 --> 00:58:36,550 I swear to God, you sorority babes are nuts ...! 163 00:58:41,750 --> 00:58:43,620 Pre-game jitters. 164 00:58:44,365 --> 00:58:47,302 You're just hearing some chick's voice in your head. 165 00:58:47,335 --> 00:58:50,972 Maintain, buddy ...Maintain.. 166 00:59:30,411 --> 00:59:32,247 What's with the negativity? 167 00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:33,549 Did you see Cliff? 168 00:59:33,582 --> 00:59:36,052 I just got up. I was on my way to the shower. 169 00:59:36,185 --> 00:59:40,554 So ... no? Did you see Gordon? Brad? Liam? Kelso? 170 00:59:40,987 --> 00:59:42,691 I haven't seen anybody. 171 00:59:42,824 --> 00:59:45,093 They're hiding from me! I know it! 172 00:59:45,126 --> 00:59:46,663 You mind telling me what's going on? 173 00:59:46,696 --> 00:59:48,465 First, I get stuck writing this frat essay. 174 00:59:48,898 --> 00:59:53,067 Now, I find out this place was built over some burnt-out old insane asylum. 175 00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:54,636 What?!? 176 00:59:54,670 --> 00:59:57,774 Yeah, have you ever hear of the sanitorium that used to stand around here? 177 00:59:57,907 --> 00:59:59,609 That place is an old wives' tale. 178 00:59:59,842 --> 01:00:01,345 No, that place really existed. 179 01:00:01,369 --> 01:00:04,878 Here. It burnt to the ground twenty-five years ago today. 180 01:00:05,079 --> 01:00:08,047 Then, some rich dude builds this place on the same lot. 181 01:00:08,081 --> 01:00:11,587 He moves out a month later. Ten years ago today. 182 01:00:11,820 --> 01:00:14,555 Nah, man, it's a horror story. It was haunted or something. 183 01:00:14,789 --> 01:00:16,091 C'mon, Davis, haunted? 184 01:00:16,224 --> 01:00:20,494 Yeah, I think they said some patient was accidentally left in a padded room 185 01:00:20,527 --> 01:00:22,097 when the fire broke out. 186 01:00:22,230 --> 01:00:25,000 Whatever it is, there's no way I can gloss over the facts here 187 01:00:25,033 --> 01:00:28,203 and make it sound good. And it has to sound good. 188 01:00:28,436 --> 01:00:30,305 I thought you were the brains of this... 189 01:00:30,338 --> 01:00:32,141 Don't. 190 01:00:32,174 --> 01:00:36,776 You want help, I'll help. We'll figure out a to spin the whole loony bin angle. 191 01:00:36,810 --> 01:00:38,647 I'm a Journalism major, so it's no big deal. 192 01:00:38,780 --> 01:00:40,417 Finally! 193 01:00:40,550 --> 01:00:42,286 But first I have to hop in the shower first. 194 01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:44,155 No. People have been doing this to me all day. 195 01:00:44,188 --> 01:00:45,957 You'll go off, take a shower, 196 01:00:46,181 --> 01:00:48,681 then, you'll disappear into the magical world of the cafeteria 197 01:00:49,490 --> 01:00:53,462 or the gym or wherever the hell everybody else went ... 198 01:00:53,595 --> 01:00:55,265 It'll take me five minutes. 199 01:00:55,398 --> 01:00:56,567 No. 200 01:00:56,800 --> 01:00:58,869 You can wait outside the damn door. 201 01:01:00,602 --> 01:01:02,372 Okay. Take your shower. 202 01:01:02,505 --> 01:01:04,574 You're really gonna wait outside the door? 203 01:01:04,607 --> 01:01:07,077 You have no idea how bad I've been dogged today. 204 01:01:08,010 --> 01:01:09,346 You want a magazine or something? 205 01:01:09,379 --> 01:01:11,281 I'm timing you. 206 01:08:54,874 --> 01:08:57,477 What hell's going on in there, Davis ...? 207 01:09:29,109 --> 01:09:31,846 Still having a nervous breakdown about that essay? 208 01:09:33,347 --> 01:09:35,650 Something is very, very wrong ... 209 01:09:36,283 --> 01:09:37,519 What? 210 01:09:37,653 --> 01:09:39,888 The guys ... something happened ... something bad ... 211 01:09:41,721 --> 01:09:43,324 they're not normal ... 212 01:09:43,358 --> 01:09:45,826 Define "not normal" ... 213 01:09:45,860 --> 01:09:49,697 Uh... blank stares, the sudden need to kill... 214 01:09:50,630 --> 01:09:52,000 Yeah, very funny. 215 01:09:52,133 --> 01:09:54,870 I'm serious. 216 01:09:55,903 --> 01:09:58,106 Here's what happens. I'm going out that door. 217 01:09:58,139 --> 01:10:00,009 I'm going to go out into the hallway. 218 01:10:00,133 --> 01:10:03,611 And if I see one of my fraternity brothers who looks like "Night of the Living Dead." 219 01:10:04,044 --> 01:10:06,947 And I won't. I'm coming back in here, I'm kicking your butt. 220 01:10:06,981 --> 01:10:10,283 And then I'm gonna fix it so you don't have to stress out about that essay more. 221 01:10:10,316 --> 01:10:11,722 Know why? 222 01:10:11,746 --> 01:10:14,746 Because I'm gonna get you kicked out of this fraternity as fast as I can. 223 01:10:14,823 --> 01:10:20,461 Listen. Today is the twenty-fifth anniversary of that sanitorium burning down. 224 01:10:20,495 --> 01:10:23,730 Let's say, for the sake of argument, they forget to evacuate one of the patients. 225 01:10:23,763 --> 01:10:29,402 Some girl, some Jane Doe, she's locked in a padded room, she's burned alive. 226 01:10:29,835 --> 01:10:33,474 So, each year on this date, she comes back and haunts the grounds. 227 01:10:33,908 --> 01:10:36,076 Only now, it's a frat house. 228 01:10:36,911 --> 01:10:39,647 And this is the first time anybody reported it because ...? 229 01:10:39,680 --> 01:10:43,451 The dude who built this place moved out. Ten years ago today. 230 01:10:43,484 --> 01:10:47,588 Who knows what he saw? Then, it's a frat house. 231 01:10:47,822 --> 01:10:50,458 And this is the first year anyone's been here during Spring Break, 232 01:10:50,491 --> 01:10:53,494 because of that game getting postponed... 233 01:10:53,528 --> 01:10:55,496 I don't believe you. 234 01:10:55,530 --> 01:10:59,633 Until five minutes ago, I didn't believe it. But you didn't see those guys. 235 01:11:00,766 --> 01:11:04,839 Something bad happened to them, and I think it has something to do with that patient ... 236 01:11:05,472 --> 01:11:08,375 Like I said, when I come back, you're out. 237 01:11:10,644 --> 01:11:13,447 Andrew? 238 01:11:18,152 --> 01:11:20,420 Andrew? 239 01:11:21,121 --> 01:11:23,290 Andrew?